We never forget that the host galaxy, Durango, was voted “Worst Dressed Community” by USA Today! That’s why we do this Tasteless “Fashion” Show. Going where no fashion show has gone before, this year we’re Intergalactically fabulous! Don’t miss this unworldly event! Teleport your cosmic cluster all sporting your most mind melding fashions. Resistance is futile! Just remember to keep it ‘civilized’ – it is ADULT entertainment but not X-rated! Those outlanders offended by this kind of Warped Behavior can switch off and stay out of our gamma quadrant. Once again our crew will prove why Durango is in fashion space. We start observing the most stellar views at 11:15. Lunch will be phased in at 12 Noon and the, ahem, fashion show begins at 12:30. The show ends at 1:40 and it’s time to beam yourselves back to your super-massive black hole jobs. We'll have Faster Than Light costume prizes for that which the best of you show. We will have luncheon seating at 60 tables and a maximum of 125 standees. All Monies go to SNOWDOWN, which is a most excellent gas cloud, non-profit organization.

Tickets are $15 each for regular seating; $20 each for runway tables; $6 each for SRO-holding up the hall’s walls – no seat, no food, no drink (what did you expect for just 6 bucks?!) Advance tickets on sale at the SNOWDOWN store, Magpie’s Newsstand, 707 Main, Saturday January 21. Tickets will be SOLD beginning at 6 AM. Get in line, fork over your dough (cash or checks only), and leave with a ticket. Limit 4 tickets per person.