Slow Cycle - Rules, Rules, Rules

We've had a few questions sent in from people regarding the exact rules of the Slow Cycle, one of which was asking whether by not entering at all, they would record the slowest time and thus win the $50 EsoTerra Gift Card. Now we appreciate an existentialist debate as much as the next person, but this is a competition and so to make it fair we have set out a few rules.

No touching the floor
Once you have both feet on the pedals you must not take them off again until you've reached the end of the course. Anyone seen dabbing will have to start again.
No trackstands
You must keep moving at all times, stopping for any length of time is not permitted.
Bikes must travel forward only
No leaving your lane
Two wheels good, three and four wheels are not allowed (Style points will be awarded to anyone attempting the course on a unicycle, but any participants wishing to do so should make note of rule 3.)
No touching other riders
You can't do it in a swimming pool and you can't do it here either. Costumes earn extra points (afterall, it is 'Spokie' season!!!) The Marshal's decision is final.

Call EsoTerra Ciderworks to lock in your starting time: 970/422-8017