As our friend Ted would say, "if it isn't fun, I don't wanna do it." Gothla 2011 will be the most fun yet! Tickets $13 at Maria's Bookshop and Abbey Theatre. Or get yours at the door. Doors open at 7 p.m. with a goth belly dance show at 8 p.m. followed by an open dance party to get the season started.

Think kid’s dance recital but with grown-ups and a lot of black and flesh showing.